Brunswick Stew

krabby-kronicle:
“I hope my man Patrick is doin alright 😕
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krabby-kronicle:

I hope my man Patrick is doin alright 😕

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Our first DnD session

yotsuben:

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You see a dog
Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it?
DM: Uh… Sure?
Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss*
DM: You slap the dog

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chefpyro:

i’m having a stroke

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phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

You know what’s never not funny?

FMA03 Scar is just so bishie. He looks like he’s in danger of starting a boy band any second. He’s so delicate. So streamline and alluring. He was an extra in a shojo anime who stumbled on set and they were like “shit man we needed someone to play the vengeful murderer youre hired”

And Brotherhood Scar is just so goddamn shredded. 80% jawline. 15% cheek bones. 5% man pain. Dude coulda bench-pressed Sloth out of the fucking Briggs fortress if he’d just been around for it. Testosterone is ashamed of its masculinity around Brotherhood!Scar. Someone chiseled a block of marble and it started talking and everyone just rolled with it.

How are these two the same character howd this happen I’m just fucking laughing

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“My emotions are very complex and sometimes I cry while writing free-verse poetry.”

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“I eat mountain lions for breakfast.”

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powtothenuts:

n-homme:

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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I feel like i’m not supposed to be looking at this.

Nakey

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tastefullyoffensive:
““So, do you like stuff?” (via Daniel Gardner)
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tastefullyoffensive:

“So, do you like stuff?” (via Daniel Gardner)

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just-shower-thoughts:

When I was a kid, I really thought quicksand would be a much bigger problem